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val. defeated university student. likes tv, video games, the animus and mangos, cats, and sleeping.

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IT LOOKS LIKE LEO AND I WILL BE FRIENDS DIVIDED ON SUNDAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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mopinks:

dorg

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if anyone has been wondering where i’ve mostly disappeared to… i’ve started using twitter (_spookyfox) kind of recently and just don’t check tumblr as thoroughly anymore.

also, for some reason, asks/fanmail get eaten a lot and it fills me with absolute vitriol. eugh. anyway! if you wanted to keep up with more frequent posts (i’m using the term ‘frequent’ loosely here) from me, i suggest following me there. as for contact.. tweeting me works well! or i can probably give you my skype if we’ve spoken a lot as mutual follows. i can also be found on myfigurecollection.net (heavyh3art) super often.

i mean, i’m not leaving tumbles or anything — just thought i’d make a post letting people know since i’ve been getting asks about it semi-often.

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truealpha:

nosdrinker:

more-of-a-book-girl:

nosdrinker:

hey no offense to england but why are you guys so bad at soccer

*Football

It’s soccer when america wins more games than you

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razzlagofficial:

Commissions from June 22, 2014.

thank you again, i love it <3

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

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wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

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witnesstheabsurd:

try, try your whole life
to be righteous and be good
wind up on your own floor
choking on blood

- John Darnielle

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In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

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asymptomatics:

Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. 

  • I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
  • That’s why anon exists
  • I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
  • Especially if it’s a phobia 
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